tv commercials

I’d rather miss half of  a tv show flipping channels during commercials rather than watch the commercials. how much geico and progressive and free credit report.com and scooter store and alex trebek and henry winkler, a.k.a fonzi, b.s. can a person stand. take a hint and bring back some of the old classic commercials,and maybe I’ll watch,and maybe I won’t miss half of my damned tv shows.

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Don’t Work Out and Don’t Eat Healthy and You Will Be Loved

Let’s say that you want to work out and that you want to look better and become stronger than the average person,well there’s one thing you have to take into consideration.People will be jealous of you,and people will despise you and you might lose all your friends.It’s true really.When people take one look at your muscular body and then they take a look at their fat grotesque body,they will be angry,and they might hate you.

Society doesn’t like people who are different from them.People expect you to look just like them,and they expect you to eat like them. When you’re standing in line at the supermarket buying chicken breasts and vegetables,while they are buying potato chips and cookies and soda and any other kind of junk food you can think of,they will get angry and they will say,”How dare you not eat like us! We want you to be just as fat and out of shape as we are!”And they will hate you.

Let’s say you go down to the local ice cream place and watch all the lard asses big beautiful people standing in line walking away with ice cream cones a foot high,and they see you walk up and order a scoop of ice cream in a dish,they will get angry.In order to degrade you they will give you what they call a baby cone in a dish,with candy eyes on it,but don’t let them intimidate you,because how much ice cream does a human being really need anyway? Certainly not a huge amount balanced on a cone,towering over a foot high. So now you’ve made more enemies,the owner of the ice cream place,and all the lard asses big and beautiful customers. And of course you’ll get weird looks from the girls serving you.

Let’s say you walk into a restaurant and you order a grilled chicken sandwich,they will want to know whether you want french fries,or soda or potato chips or a gallon of mayonnaise with your chicken sandwich, and you say nope,nope,nope,and nope,they will get angry.Sometimes you even have to beg for tomato to be put on your sandwich,for some reason,and when your order comes people will look at your plate and they will say “How come he doesn’t have a huge glass of soda,or greasy artery clogging french fries,or a gallon of mayonnaise,or even a potato chip?”And they will hate you too.

Yes working out and eating healthy comes with a cost,you’ll make lots of enemies,and even your friends will turn against you.Just watch the expression on their faces when you say you no longer eat french fries or Big Macs and most of the other foods that the supermarkets and fast food restaurants sell. watch their faces when you tell them you eat mostly chicken every day, (with no mayo), and vegetables,and not too much else,and that you don’t buy soda or any other drinks or juices and that you usually just drink water,and coffee.Watch their expressions when you say you don’t eat potato chips or any other snacks,they will think you’re strange,and they might get angry with you,and they might hate you too,they will say, “Why doesn’t he eat the same foods as us,does he think he is better than us? We can’t hang around with him anymore.”

Yes you will make many enemies and lose lots of friends when you start working out and eating healthy,but I think it’s worth it.I don’t want to eat like them or look like them.Sorry,but that’s how it is. if you want to work out and eat healthy,you’ll find yourself being hated by society and your friends and maybe even your family members,so if you can’t stand to be hated,don’t work out,and don’t eat healthy,remain the same as everyone else,and they will continue to love you!

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If you haven’t called me in a long time…

To all my so called friends who haven’t called me in a long time.

If you haven’t called me in a long time ,I can only assume one of three things:

1.you’ve forgotten about me

2.you’re mad at me.

3.you’ve dropped dead.

If it’s not the first two,then I’ll continue to look for your names in the obituaries.Take care and have a nice life,if you’re still alive! 🙂

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How to start a fire with a magnifying glass and char cloth

magnifying glass on Char cloth and birch bark

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pizza in glens falls

For those who are searching for pizza in glens falls,don’t be an Irish jerk.

“Sure the price of our pizza is a little high,and the costs are going up all the time,but if you want good quality pizza then you have to be willing to pay a little bit more. Instead of spending your money at the Burger King or the McDonalds,or the Dominoes or the Pizza Hut try spending your money with us instead, trust me you’ll be better off if you do.”
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pizza in glens falls ny

Who else is looking for the best pizza in the glens falls area?

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“Order Now,and we will let you live to see another day.”

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The Purpose of the Family Dollar Store is Fulfilled

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Family Dollar Store

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The Trouble With Camping

The whole trouble with camping,at least for me anyways,is always having to unpack my day pack and then move all those items over to my overnight pack. It doesn’t sound like a lot of work but to me it is. I would like to have just one pack, and have it always packed and ready to go. One pack for day hiking,and the same pack for overnight camping. I think I might have found the solution.

Most of the stuff in my day pack is pretty much everything I need to camp out with,with the exception of the sleeping bag and sleeping pad. I’m not sure what other people bring camping with them, but I really don’t need much. Instead of having duplicate items in two different packs which really wouldn’t work anyways,simply because if I went camping with my overnight pack with the intention of doing a day hike the next day, then what would I use for a day pack? I could always bring a day pack along of course inside my overnight pack,but again that’s too much work.

Instead of constantly unpacking one pack to pack another,I took my 19 dollar backpack that I bought at Walmart which I’ve used extensively on many day hikes on many mountains over the last couple years,and I hooked it onto an old boy scout backpack aluminum frame. And this works. I got this old boy scout backpack from a friend for free,and I’ve used it a few times when I’ve gone camping,but mostly I’m into just day hiking,but now I’ve removed the old canvas sack from the boy scout backpack frame and hooked my daypack onto it instead.

Everything I need to camp out seems to fit into my day pack,with room to spare. The sleeping bag sits strapped onto the lower part of the frame. Again I’m not sure what other people bring camping with them,but I have pretty much all I need in my day pack. For food I bring my Ramen Noodles which weigh almost nothing and take up almost no space. Water has always taken up the most room and weighs the most,so I cut back on how much water I bring, I just make sure I camp near water,and filter it.

So there it is. One pack  that stays packed,with the occasional cleaning out of garbage and old sandwiches,that doubles as a day pack and overnight pack.

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